Mama K Gets Her Own Job?!

Start prepping for the Rapture because Hell just froze over. Life as we know may be coming to an end. It's being reported, Kris Jenner (aka Mama Kardashian) may be getting her own daytime TALKS SHOW on Fox. A trial run could be starting as early as Summer 2013! So help me god. Where to begin?

1. NO!
2. NO!
3. FUCK NO!
4. I'M A BETTER CHOICE!
5. WHO WOULD WILLINGLY GO ON THAT SHOW!? (I would)

I didn't think television could get any worse. (I lied, Kate Gosselin having a show would be worse.) I pray the network executives over at E! are having interns sift through her contract looking for an exclusivity clause. I will personally come over and search myself....as long as I can meet Chelsea.

The ONLY reason I moderately support this endeavor: She won't be mooching off her daughters fame anymore....or at least an hour out of each day.

For more on why we dislike Kris Jenner, please refer to Season 2 of My Weekly Bitch on YouTube.