Brad Pitt you are dead to me. AND I can't stand your long hair. AND AND where the fuck have your abs been?!?!
When announced you were going to be the new face of Chanel No 5, I got excited. Knowing how sexual perfume commercials can be, I'd hoped we got to see the Brad Pitt circa Troy and Fight Club. AKA shirtless, with some rain and nice clothing (if clothes are necessary).
BUT NO!!! I GOT 30 SECONDS OF SPOKEN WORD and you standing there doing NOTHING!!! Not even gawking.
He also got paid a mere 7 million big ones to recite the poem.
I'm flustered and at loss of words. So here you go...
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